ARSENIC AND BAD PUNS
I really like piercings and tattoos. A lot. Some loser really loves me and I love him back so I guess we're a couple of losers.

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“Swearing is unattractive” I’m not attractive anyway so fuck off

(Source: thepretendr, via fake-mermaid)

oknope:

is your face from mcdonalds? cause im loving it

(via asian)

dampsandwich:

if u smell good, we cool

(via llamawithadream)

sealcat:

looking at ticket prices and

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(via distraction)

ethane:

rate my face on a scale of 10 to 10

(via hate)

buckbarrow:

do you ever have second-hand obsessions

like one of your friends is super obsessed with a thing so whenever you see something about it you’re like “YES THIS THING” but you’re not the one obsessed with it. they are. you know very little about this thing and yet it still excites you because it excites your friend

(via crystallized-teardrops)

dolphinboy420:

hey girl are u from china because im china get the hell away from you

(Source: bluelava3, via distraction)

myotpisgay:

i-make-doodles-lol:

hey look

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it’s shakespeare.

that was the worst pun ever but im laughing

(via distraction)

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