finding out somebody you thought was cool is actually a giant asshole
i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters
actually though you know what my absolute favourite thing about the harry potter franchise is
hagrid names the giant three-headed mythical creature dog “fluffy” and the docile domestic hound “fang”
good job hagrid
If I ever like your sad post
It is support
I am not enjoying your tears
Ok, so I don’t know how I ended up here and woah!
And also they made this
There’s even a granny!
(there’s a guy who looks like Hulk btw)
and there are
THEY MADE THOR
And there’s also this which made me laugh
this is the coolest shit b.
WHAT THE FUCK
IVE NEVER BEEN HAPPIER
Eyes: Either Orange is the New Black or American Horror Story.
Nose: LAVENDER. BEST SMELL EVER.
Wrists: Oh god yes. I almost destroyed my left elbow so multiple.
Tongue: Sweet potato sushi! My favorite :)
Hands: Oh god, do I write. I wish I could draw.
Fingers: I play acoustic and bass guitar, violin, and a fucking rad recorder.
Hips: DANCING IS THE BEST. Note how I never said I was good at it. (>.>)
Thank ya for the ask!
Can we just have every superhero react like that?
"A spider bite… gave me abs…?"
"Being put in a barrel of radioactive waste… gave me abs…?"
"Watching my parents die…gave me abs?"
the elegance of this joke is really, really up my alley.
13 cats failing at hide and seek
As good as cats think they are at hiding from us, we know better.